The Wayne Stater

Let’s get rid of snow

Justin Yost, Opinion Editor

February 19, 2019

Does anyone else just hate snow? I can’t stand it. Let’s be honest, no one actually likes snow. You can say you like it, but the cons of snow greatly outweigh the pros. Yes sledding and snowball fights are fun, but shoveling a...

One cut is worth as many measurements as it takes

Sean Dunn, Columnist

February 19, 2019

People are very polite, these days. Too damn polite, in the face of tolerance. Tolerance, I feel, is a very obsessed-over word these days. We talk about tolerance in all sorts of manner; religious tolerance, pain tolerance, bact...

The frozen machine

Jacob Stewart, Columnist

February 6, 2019

Icy winds are making it difficult to do much of anything, readers. Cabin fever thoughts are beginning to take hold, and I don’t know how much longer I can keep the madness at bay. Soon enough I’ll have started writing on the...

Tips to get through a tough week of school

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 16, 2019

For a long while now, I’ve been writing satirical opinions for the Wayne newspaper. Despite my growing notion that this paper is only read by a bunch of old guys, I’m going to continue targeting young people until they realize...