So, I was all set to write a column about how even brainy, super-genius neurosurgeons like Dr. Ben Carson (OMIGOD HE CUT TWO TWINS APART WHO WERE CONJOINED AT THE HEAD!) can nevertheless, prove to be dith­ering...

There I was, halfway through a bite of my toasted ham and provo­lone on wheat, when I noticed him by my side. A tall, lanky guy with both of his hands shoved down his pants stood roughly two feet from...

In my four years away from my native New England home, I have been asked more times than I can count to talk in a Boston accent. News flash. Not everyone from the northeast talks like Mark Wahlberg...

On Monday, Senior U.S. District Judge Joseph Bataillon struck down a constitutional amendment passed fifteen years ago that established marriage inequality in Nebraska. This wasn’t even the first time...

At my high school, we had a decaying weight-room with a single steel door between it and our practice gym. The floor was covered in some sort of rhino-lined tar, and the Olympic style bars were chipping...

We thought this epidemic was over in high school. The symptoms include accelerated heartbeat, loss of focus, possible stuttering, and constant racing thoughts about a person of internet—otherwise known...

Ah, the Judas Goat. Everyone loves it, yet nobody knows what it is. Two weeks ago, the editing and publishing students hosted an open mic at the Coffee Shoppe on Main as a way of spreading Judas Goat awareness....

This last Friday around midnight I found myself leaping from couch to couch, buck-naked except for a cowboy hat and a fully modified Nerf N-Strike Maverick REV-6 pistol with all intentions of making a...

I screwed up. Before the incident happened, my mind was drowning in what I like to call “employment limbo.” It’s the dreadful state of resenting your current place of employment, but being so comfortable...

The relationship between athletics and academics is a lot of things—exhilarating, symbiotic, historic and natural. At its best, collegiate athletics stimulates a sense of community and shared purpose...