The Wayne Stater

Tips to get through a tough week of school

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 16, 2019

Filed under Opinion

For a long while now, I’ve been writing satirical opinions for the Wayne newspaper. Despite my growing notion that this paper is only read by a bunch of old guys, I’m going to continue targeting young people until they realize...

It’s Satire

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 9, 2019

Filed under Opinion

When I began writing these satire columns a couple years ago, I was always worried that some day, out of nowhere, I would get a call from the Dean saying that something I had written was just too controversial for a College newspaper...

Cat building more popular than expected

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

November 14, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Let’s face it: Technology is part of education. It started only a decade ago, everyone bringing their laptops and cell phones to every class in preparation of learning and now it’s nearly a staple for American education. Though...

Scheduling errors lead to horrific parade

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

Filed under Opinion

If you’re a Wayne resident like myself, you’ve probably been questioning why you would ever bring yourself to this failure of a town. You’ve probably been thinking “I’ve got to get out of Wayne,” or perhaps “I’ve...

Lifers running out of dry sidewalks

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

Filed under Opinion

Last month, if you walked along the sidewalks on campus, you might have seen some pro-life statements drawn in chalk on the concrete. While some argued that these statements avoided real conversation, I personally found it a relief...

Homecoming theme “announced”

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

September 26, 2018

Filed under Opinion

The Wayne State College student council is one of the most important organizations we have on campus. Along with representing the student body of Wayne State, the council also organizes and funds Homecoming Week. Part of these...

NBA2K 19 Review

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

September 12, 2018

Filed under Opinion

As many of my friends and fellow gamers know, NBA 2k19 has recently been released, and with it a load of trend-setting updates in the world of video games. Last year, in NBA 2k18, 2k officially released their newest update in...

A bad leader is better than no leader

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

December 7, 2016

Filed under Opinion

I spend most of my free time playing video games on PC. The game I play most is called “Counter Strike: Global Offensive.” It is a 5v5 team-based first-person-shooter. The most important aspect of Counter Strike is the team...

Eileen

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

November 9, 2016

Filed under Opinion

On the first occasion in which I spoke to Eileen, she had flowers in her hair. There was something beautiful about how she looked upon others. I could see that although she put up a facade of despair and apathy, her heart had...

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