The Wayne Stater

March Madness brings April sadness

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 2, 2019

I’ve never been much of a college basketball fan, but every year I get sucked into filling out a bracket and competing with my family. Even though we know none of us will watch any of the games, we bet anyways, usually small...

I wasn’t able to enjoy my spring break

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

March 12, 2019

Like all of the other students here at WSC, I was looking forward to my spring break trip. I had booked a flight and AirBNB earlier in the year and had all of my days planned out. But unfortunately, I was followed on my spring break ...

Did the Catholic church forget about the justice

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 26, 2019

Some people may read these Godless columns and wonder about my morals and my knowledge about what is right and wrong.  I have strong opinions and I usually back it up with a combination of sarcasm and conceit, which, in my exper...

Super Bowl ad leaves fans confused and angry

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 13, 2019

If you’re an American who has heard of sports, you’ve probably briefly run across this event commonly deemed the “Super Bowl.” Unlike our other sporting events, which only have advertisements for trucks, hunting gear,...

Whitewashed Jesus over the real black King

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 23, 2019

As many of you may be aware, Monday was Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Luckily, Trump, just this week, finally announced MLK day as a holiday. He is a real hero for the black community. In other news, our school has so hastily decided...

Tips to get through a tough week of school

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 16, 2019

For a long while now, I’ve been writing satirical opinions for the Wayne newspaper. Despite my growing notion that this paper is only read by a bunch of old guys, I’m going to continue targeting young people until they realize...

It’s Satire

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 9, 2019

When I began writing these satire columns a couple years ago, I was always worried that some day, out of nowhere, I would get a call from the Dean saying that something I had written was just too controversial for a College newspaper...

Cat building more popular than expected

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

November 14, 2018

Let’s face it: Technology is part of education. It started only a decade ago, everyone bringing their laptops and cell phones to every class in preparation of learning and now it’s nearly a staple for American education. Though...

Scheduling errors lead to horrific parade

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

If you’re a Wayne resident like myself, you’ve probably been questioning why you would ever bring yourself to this failure of a town. You’ve probably been thinking “I’ve got to get out of Wayne,” or perhaps “I’ve...

Lifers running out of dry sidewalks

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

Last month, if you walked along the sidewalks on campus, you might have seen some pro-life statements drawn in chalk on the concrete. While some argued that these statements avoided real conversation, I personally found it a relief...

Homecoming theme “announced”

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

September 26, 2018

The Wayne State College student council is one of the most important organizations we have on campus. Along with representing the student body of Wayne State, the council also organizes and funds Homecoming Week. Part of these...

NBA2K 19 Review

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

September 12, 2018

As many of my friends and fellow gamers know, NBA 2k19 has recently been released, and with it a load of trend-setting updates in the world of video games. Last year, in NBA 2k18, 2k officially released their newest update in...