The Wayne Stater

Improving Rylee’s love life

Kaitlynn Breeden, Reporter

March 12, 2019

Filed under Opinion

Some would say I’m charismatic and kind. Others would say I’m a piece of garbage. Similar garbage to me, is my roommate Rylee. Rylee is very single and in her free time she likes to browse Tinder.Tinder is the number one da...

I was a P.O.S. and it worked

Kaitlynn Breeden, Reporter

February 13, 2019

Filed under Opinion

There are a lot of things you can do in 14 hours. You could read a book, throw a party, go to a concert. I spent 14 hours covering the bathroom in my dorm in Gucci wallpaper. I spent the majority of last weekend printing out 150...

Valentine’s cockroach revenge

Kaitlynn Breeden, Columnist

February 6, 2019

Filed under Opinion

Many of our lives are haunted by the memories of our shitty ex boyfriends or girlfriends. In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, the Hemsley Conservation Centre in Fairseat, England, is having a fundraiser involving their cockroaches....