The Wayne Stater

March Madness brings April sadness

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 2, 2019

I’ve never been much of a college basketball fan, but every year I get sucked into filling out a bracket and competing with my family. Even though we know none of us will watch any of the games, we bet anyways, usually small...

I wasn’t able to enjoy my spring break

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

March 12, 2019

Like all of the other students here at WSC, I was looking forward to my spring break trip. I had booked a flight and AirBNB earlier in the year and had all of my days planned out. But unfortunately, I was followed on my spring break ...

Did the Catholic church forget about the justice

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 26, 2019

Some people may read these Godless columns and wonder about my morals and my knowledge about what is right and wrong.  I have strong opinions and I usually back it up with a combination of sarcasm and conceit, which, in my exper...

What’s to stop them?

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 13, 2019

Everybody knows that college campuses everywhere are filled with immature young men, hoping to achieve some sexual satisfaction through whatever means possible. Usually colleges are given the task of playing the parent to these...

Super Bowl ad leaves fans confused and angry

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 13, 2019

If you’re an American who has heard of sports, you’ve probably briefly run across this event commonly deemed the “Super Bowl.” Unlike our other sporting events, which only have advertisements for trucks, hunting gear,...

Tips to get through a tough week of school

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 16, 2019

For a long while now, I’ve been writing satirical opinions for the Wayne newspaper. Despite my growing notion that this paper is only read by a bunch of old guys, I’m going to continue targeting young people until they realize...

Cat building more popular than expected

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

November 14, 2018

Let’s face it: Technology is part of education. It started only a decade ago, everyone bringing their laptops and cell phones to every class in preparation of learning and now it’s nearly a staple for American education. Though...

Scheduling errors lead to horrific parade

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

If you’re a Wayne resident like myself, you’ve probably been questioning why you would ever bring yourself to this failure of a town. You’ve probably been thinking “I’ve got to get out of Wayne,” or perhaps “I’ve...

Lifers running out of dry sidewalks

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

Last month, if you walked along the sidewalks on campus, you might have seen some pro-life statements drawn in chalk on the concrete. While some argued that these statements avoided real conversation, I personally found it a relief...

NBA2K 19 Review

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

September 12, 2018

As many of my friends and fellow gamers know, NBA 2k19 has recently been released, and with it a load of trend-setting updates in the world of video games. Last year, in NBA 2k18, 2k officially released their newest update in...

Harden forgets his beard

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 25, 2018

The NBA playoffs have kicked off in the last couple weeks with the best teams around the league fighting for the worst pick in next year’s draft. We all know how valuable that 30th and 60th pick are, as every team around the...

Why do we get the Monday after Easter off?

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 11, 2018

Amidst all the Easter egg hunts and poorly-cooked hams, it seems that some people have forgotten the true meaning of Easter. Easter is meant to celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Jesus Savior Christ, and no one remembers tha...