• “You don’t want to step on the paw because it takes away all your good karma.” (Student Center) (63%, 5 Votes)
• "Imagine being a doctor and dying. Like, just fix yourself.” (Lower Gag) (25%, 2 Votes)
• Person 1: "You can’t talk about the flute like it's sexy." Person 2: "Yeah, it's just a pole. A stripper pole." (Peterson FA) (13%, 1 Votes)
• “You can’t have assessment without the first three letters.” (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

• I hate when children at the waterpark see my feet and get excited. (Peterson FA) (56%, 5 Votes)
• You can’t shove an instrument in your face if there are words coming out of it. (Peterson FA) (22%, 2 Votes)
• I just came out to my car after work and there was a freaking bow tie next to the tire!” (Pile Hall) (22%, 2 Votes)
• I have a fetish for train songs. (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 9

• "Don't even get me started on John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." (Anderson) (60%, 6 Votes)
• "My entire life runs on caffeine and hope." (Peterson FA) (20%, 2 Votes)
• "We love canabalism in this house." (Terrace) (10%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: "Are you adopted?" Person 2: "Not legally." (Studio Arts) (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

• "I’m not selling my nudes to minors, probably just some old freak." (Peterson FA) (50%, 4 Votes)
• "You think he’s weird? You just asked him his favorite finger." (Student Center) (50%, 4 Votes)
• "You must be a multiplication table the way you’re not seeing di-vision." (Humanities) (0%, 0 Votes)
• "It has Butterfinger aura." (Lower Gag) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) (Jayde) (40%, 6 Votes)
• A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures (2010) (Taylor) (27%, 4 Votes)
• Major League (1989) (Nate) (27%, 4 Votes)
• Belle (2021) (Jennifer) (6%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 15