• “He won’t poop in your car if you lock it.” (Humanities) (30%, 3 Votes)
• “Bless this delicious thigh.” (Connell) (30%, 3 Votes)
• “It doesn’t matter what race they are as long as they’re hot.” (Morey) (20%, 2 Votes)
• “You know what Shrek would say to that.” (Student Center) (20%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

• “There’s nothing wrong with being interested in drugs. There’s something wrong with being addicted to them. There’s a difference.” (Upper Gag) (89%, 8 Votes)
• “When I was first here in the 90s the crying and begging was out of control.” (Connell) (11%, 1 Votes)
• “He just likes Nordic ice princesses.” (Humanities) (0%, 0 Votes)
• “You have STDs in your heart?!?” (Library) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 9

• “Birth order is like astrology for people who actually like science.” (Upper Gag) (40%, 4 Votes)
• “When we do things that involve creasing and folding and origami, I’m hell on wheels.” (Connell) (30%, 3 Votes)
• “It was just a magical vacation, and he was a magical guy.” (Morey) (20%, 2 Votes)
• “Please don’t break into Canada, I don’t think Justin Trudou would like that.” (Morey) (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

• “A side quest is calling my full government name.” (Morey) (42%, 5 Votes)
• “Someone ate the baby.” (Studio Arts) (33%, 4 Votes)
• “They have refrigerated personalities.” (Terrace) (25%, 3 Votes)
• “It could be worse. At least you aren’t a fish.” (Morey) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• “I don’t want two dollars, I want crack.” (Library) (41%, 7 Votes)
• “You can’t just give a man a microphone. It’s like that mouse book.” (Humanities) (35%, 6 Votes)
• “You have one day more birthday than my mom!” (Humanities) (18%, 3 Votes)
• “No! Not slay. We don’t like Bob.” (Morey) (6%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 17