• “How ridiculous would 16 inches look?” (Peterson FA) (37%, 7 Votes)
• “I can’t breathe when the wind is winding at me.” (Kanter) (26%, 5 Votes)
• “Okay, we have a medium lobotomy!” (Student Center) (21%, 4 Votes)
• “I’m like a rash that won’t go away” (Humanities) (16%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 19

• "You are now equipped with the information you need to suck less” (Peterson FA) (40%, 6 Votes)
• “Guess I’ve got to turn into a furry to have rights” (Peterson FA) (33%, 5 Votes)
• “I’m so broke I don’t even have a whole penny.” (Lower Gag) (27%, 4 Votes)
• “I have a small baton, but my truck is big!!” (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 15

• “It’s okay, we’re all cringe in the clerb” (Kanter) (75%, 3 Votes)
• “Speaking of smoking pot ..... CLASSROOM MANAGEMENT!!” (Peterson FA) (25%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: “I get high off of being tired” Person 2: “That’s just called being delusional” (Pile Hall) (0%, 0 Votes)
• “The soul is like a donkey” (Connell) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 4

• “Dumb and ugly; just not a good combination” (Benthack) (45%, 5 Votes)
• “What, you’ve never smelled a bookcrack before?” (Pile) (45%, 5 Votes)
• "It’s true. It was on YikYak.” (Lower Gag) (9%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: “What’s his name?” Person 2: “Mike.” Person 1: “Ew!” (Connell) (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

• “We are trying to analyze racism in children’s literature and y'all are over here bouncing balls” (Lower Gag) (57%, 8 Votes)
• "Don’t hit minors with chairs” (Tennis courts) (21%, 3 Votes)
• "I want to give up, but I want to be rich, so what the f*ck do I do?” (Morey) (14%, 2 Votes)
• “There are two types of people in this world: those who pick their nose and those who claim they don’t.” (Peterson FA) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 14