• “No, like gay men. Like two boys. Mwuah mwuah.” (Humanities) (42%, 5 Votes)
• Person One: “Are you just going to strip right now?” Person two: “Should I?” (Connell) (42%, 5 Votes)
• "Borrowing is just temporary stealing” (Gardner) (8%, 1 Votes)
• "If I had a quarter for every time someone barked outside a classroom, I'd be a millionaire." (Peterson) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• “I was always under the impression the highest honor you can receive for journalism is being murdered by the CIA” (Humanities) (58%, 7 Votes)
• “I’m going to go get a cookie to soak up my blood” (Lower Gag) (25%, 3 Votes)
• “White chocolate is just another form of racism” (Upper Gag) (17%, 2 Votes)
• “The Godfather made you want to watch The Smurfs????” (Pile) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• “Slap me with a penny and call me Abraham, cuz I ain’t Lincoln with you hoes” (Student Center) (45%, 5 Votes)
• “Why are you being slow? That’s disrespectful.” (Humanities) (27%, 3 Votes)
• “I’m only a morning person if I’m still awake from the night before” (Bowen) (18%, 2 Votes)
• "I’m traumatized by spaghetti” (Peterson FA) (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

• “All sports are a little gay” (Benthack) (58%, 7 Votes)
• "With my burping and your laughing, we’re a great duo” (Pile) (25%, 3 Votes)
• “I don’t snore like honk shoo, I snore like hawk tuah” (Morey) (17%, 2 Votes)
• “My foot knuckle just popped” (Pile) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• You're a waste of skin. -Upper Caf (33%, 1 Votes)
• My mom's such an essential oil lady. She'll be like here rub this on your tits and now you won't get COVID. -Upper Caf (33%, 1 Votes)
• Can you not feel the cool breeze on your love handles when they’re out like that? -Upper Caf (33%, 1 Votes)
• Let's just say, I'm a second daughter. I'm nothing. -Humanities (0%, 0 Votes)
• Jimmy Buffet is the music of Fascist. -Humanities (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 3