• "Do you think it’s problematic to have sex with a clone of yourself?" (Bowen) (63%, 5 Votes)
• "Lowkey one of the best side hustles right now is scamming people." (Humanities) (25%, 2 Votes)
• “If you’re from Chicago you HAVE to be hot.” (Neihardt) (13%, 1 Votes)
• "I have a fetish for not being blinded by the sun." (Stearns) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

• Three Little Birds (40%, 2 Votes)
• Daydream (20%, 1 Votes)
• Take It Like A Man (20%, 1 Votes)
• Jonny (20%, 1 Votes)
• Pierre (0%, 0 Votes)
• Glory Days (0%, 0 Votes)
• Bulletproof Picasso (0%, 0 Votes)
• Blue Hour (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 5

• "If you’re gonna smoke weed, please bring your inhaler." (Peterson FA) (39%, 7 Votes)
• "Make all the sex jokes you want, but I’m asexual so none of them are true." (Pile Hall) (33%, 6 Votes)
• "If this Minecraft movie isn’t as epic as the old music videos, I’m going to hunt Jack Black." (Gardner) (17%, 3 Votes)
• “Nice with the whops whops, basses. We will get sponsored by Burger King in no time!” (Peterson FA) (11%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

• “If these are the fresh ideas they are talking about, they can keep them.” (Peterson FA) (50%, 7 Votes)
• Person 1: "Why does my tiktok keep advertising straight up PORN?" Person 2: "... you said that as I’m listening to a song about God ..." (Pile Hall) (29%, 4 Votes)
• "Don’t shake babies, don’t shake vending machines." (Peterson FA) (21%, 3 Votes)
• Person 1: "I just want to know what's in that paper sack." Person 2: "A head. A severed head." (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 14

• "I think I'm giving my grandma up for Lent this year. She’s in hospice." (Lower Gag) (73%, 11 Votes)
• "Y’all are a broken sewing machine because you don’t seam right." (Gardener) (13%, 2 Votes)
• "Imagine leaving baby Jesus in a hot car. I don’t think God would be very happy." (Peterson FA) (13%, 2 Votes)
• "I might have tiny glory, but I can still kick ass." (Humanities) (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 15