• “If these are the fresh ideas they are talking about, they can keep them.” (Peterson FA) (100%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: "I just want to know what's in that paper sack." Person 2: "A head. A severed head." (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)
• Person 1: "Why does my tiktok keep advertising straight up PORN?" Person 2: "... you said that as I’m listening to a song about God ..." (Pile Hall) (0%, 0 Votes)
• "Don’t shake babies, don’t shake vending machines." (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 1

• "I think I'm giving my grandma up for Lent this year. She’s in hospice." (Lower Gag) (73%, 11 Votes)
• "Y’all are a broken sewing machine because you don’t seam right." (Gardener) (13%, 2 Votes)
• "Imagine leaving baby Jesus in a hot car. I don’t think God would be very happy." (Peterson FA) (13%, 2 Votes)
• "I might have tiny glory, but I can still kick ass." (Humanities) (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 15

• "I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to grapes, but you know what? YOLO!!!” (Library) (36%, 5 Votes)
• "Apples are such a rude fruit, oranges are much more respectful." (Connell) (29%, 4 Votes)
• "I can’t say nowadays that I'm going to blow this up." (Peterson FA) (21%, 3 Votes)
• "Two corn dogs, one bowl! It’s the guy version!” (Peterson FA) (14%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 14

• “You don’t want to step on the paw because it takes away all your good karma.” (Student Center) (63%, 5 Votes)
• "Imagine being a doctor and dying. Like, just fix yourself.” (Lower Gag) (25%, 2 Votes)
• Person 1: "You can’t talk about the flute like it's sexy." Person 2: "Yeah, it's just a pole. A stripper pole." (Peterson FA) (13%, 1 Votes)
• “You can’t have assessment without the first three letters.” (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

• I hate when children at the waterpark see my feet and get excited. (Peterson FA) (56%, 5 Votes)
• You can’t shove an instrument in your face if there are words coming out of it. (Peterson FA) (22%, 2 Votes)
• I just came out to my car after work and there was a freaking bow tie next to the tire!” (Pile Hall) (22%, 2 Votes)
• I have a fetish for train songs. (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 9