• "I hope when I go to get judged at the pearly gates, I'm right behind Hitler." (Morey Hall) (44%, 4 Votes)
• "You can't be poly and a yandere at the same time." (Morey Hall) (33%, 3 Votes)
• "You can't name your bug bites after my mom and then itch them. That's weird." (Library) (22%, 2 Votes)
• Person 1: "I'm counting on no one to be infectious." Person 2: "Only my infectious joy." (Connell) (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 9

• "I understand he's a personification of grief and a hallucinations, but he's so sexy." -Humanities (40%, 6 Votes)
• "Just remember if you get angry, flipping tables is a biblical option." - Library (27%, 4 Votes)
• "Does anybody have any ibuprofen or worse...Tylenol?" - Humanities (20%, 3 Votes)
• Person One "He's a 10, but his balls are coquette." Person Two "A 20." -Carhartt (13%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 15

• "I forget to pray for my food sometimes, that’s probably why it gives me so many calories." (Upper Gag) (46%, 6 Votes)
• "You’re never looking at normal things on Reddit." (Humanitites) (38%, 5 Votes)
• Person 1: "And why would I want the mouse one?" Person 2: "Because you’re mousy." (Lower Gag) (8%, 1 Votes)
• "I’m not normal about a lot of things." (Morey Hall) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

• Linger- The Cranberries (41%, 16 Votes)
• Gooey- Glass Animals (13%, 5 Votes)
• 18- Anarbor (13%, 5 Votes)
• Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)- Arcade Fire (13%, 5 Votes)
• Hammer To Fall- Queen (10%, 4 Votes)
• Spooky, Spooky Skeletons- Andrew Gold (8%, 3 Votes)
• Overcome- Tricky (3%, 1 Votes)
• Least Favorite Only Child- Leanna Firestone (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 39

• “You’re allowed to smolder platonically.” (Terrace) (50%, 6 Votes)
• "I’m not trippin’. I didn’t take my drugs!” (Library) (25%, 3 Votes)
• “Awww...an ellipse is such a cute shape!” (Humanities) (17%, 2 Votes)
• “I’m too smart to get fearmongered.” (Humanities) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 12