It was Labor Day weekend, and I did like many Americans—I tried not to labor. I sat on my back deck in the shade with a cocktail and tried to tune everything out. Occasionally, when I found the strength,...

You’re a loud mouth. You lie, according to my friend Politifact, more than half of the time. You’re uncouth and a little racist. It’s time we break up.   We have to call it quits, Donald.   Don’t...