• “Ice is too woke these days, it doesn’t want to make you slip and fall anymore. It's too soft.” (Pile) (71%, 5 Votes)
• "Hear me out...Abby...the Mii CPU from Wii Sports."(Conn Library) (29%, 2 Votes)
• Person 1: “Why’d you laugh like that?” Person 2: “I don’t know, I’m a lunatic.” (Humanities) (0%, 0 Votes)
• “Why is it so yellow?? It looks like it has Lyme disease!!!” (Upper Gag) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

• Give Your Heart a Break - Demi Lovato (31%, 5 Votes)
• Bad - So!YoON! (25%, 4 Votes)
• Rhinestone Eyes - Gorillaz (19%, 3 Votes)
• Dracula From Houston - Butthole Surfers (19%, 3 Votes)
• Eddie - Red Hot Chili Peppers (6%, 1 Votes)
• KONAYUKI - Remioromen (0%, 0 Votes)
• Field Recordings - Restorations (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 16

• “How ridiculous would 16 inches look?” (Peterson FA) (37%, 7 Votes)
• “I can’t breathe when the wind is winding at me.” (Kanter) (26%, 5 Votes)
• “Okay, we have a medium lobotomy!” (Student Center) (21%, 4 Votes)
• “I’m like a rash that won’t go away” (Humanities) (16%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 19

• "You are now equipped with the information you need to suck less” (Peterson FA) (40%, 6 Votes)
• “Guess I’ve got to turn into a furry to have rights” (Peterson FA) (33%, 5 Votes)
• “I’m so broke I don’t even have a whole penny.” (Lower Gag) (27%, 4 Votes)
• “I have a small baton, but my truck is big!!” (Peterson FA) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 15

• “It’s okay, we’re all cringe in the clerb” (Kanter) (75%, 3 Votes)
• “Speaking of smoking pot ..... CLASSROOM MANAGEMENT!!” (Peterson FA) (25%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: “I get high off of being tired” Person 2: “That’s just called being delusional” (Pile Hall) (0%, 0 Votes)
• “The soul is like a donkey” (Connell) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 4