1. Omaha, Nebraska (1hr 52m)

Omaha is often regarded as the most social and booming city of Nebraska. The Old Market homes some great shops and restaurants
worth traveling for.

If you want to see the Old Market or one of the many landmarks of
Omaha, I would do so, especially before Jesus Christ, the Son of God comes to Earth and witnesses you doing anything but praying at Church.

2. Sioux Falls, South Dakota (1hr 57m)

If you get a chance, take a road trip down to Sioux Falls, South
Dakota, where you can see the beautiful waterfalls, either from the rocks of the falls or from the overlooking watchtower. Sioux Falls is also home to many great local restaurants that offer unique experiences.

I would hurry, though, because when Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, descends to Earth on Dec. 25, he will take you with him to
Heaven, and you will no longer be able to witness the waterfalls of
South Dakota.

3. Lincoln, Nebraska (2hr 14m)

Lincoln is the closest social neighbor to Omaha, at just 30 minutes south of it. Known mostly for being the capital of Nebraska, it’s also home to a state college that has some of the great teenage
partiers of the midwest. You should definitely head south to check it out before Dec. 25, Jesus’s birthday, the greatest day in all of
mankind when he’ll come back to raise all the dead and turn all your
boxed wine into water.

4. Des Moines, Iowa (3hr 33m)

Des Moines, Iowa, is the capital city of Iowa and is also the home of Adventureland, one of the most highly regarded theme parks of Iowa. Although it’s farther away than some of the previous suggestions, it has great features to offer. Before the Son of God strikes his hammer deep into the earth, causing the rapture, I would head down to Des Moines and check out some of the 100 rides, shows and attractions of Adventureland.

5. Kansas City, Missiouri (4hr 32m)

When visiting Kansas City, you might want to check out some of the
many sports teams that reside here, such as the Kansas City Chiefs or
Kansas City Royals. Both of these teams, as many of you know, have
been praying to our Lord Jesus Christ for many years but have yet to hear back. You can also check out Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun, but if, by chance, you spot Jesus Christ descending from the Mamba on a cloud of white Glory, I’d drop the funnel cake and begin praying that God accepts you into his prestigious and exclusive club in heaven.

6. Minneapolis, MN (5hr 18m)

Minneapolis is home to some of the greatest museums in the United
States, including the Mill City Museum, Walker Art Center and Minneapolis Institute of Art. Each museum offers a unique cultural
experience that you’re sure to not forget.

It will also be very hard to forget looking out the window and seeing
the sun explode into a Red Giant as you feel God’s strong beautiful
hands pull you up into the clouds.

7. Bethlehem, Palestine (18d 22hr 53m)

Bethelehem is the birthplace of our great savior, Jesus Christ. His magical beauty resides here throughout all of history and time. If you get a chance while in Bethlehem, I’d suggest checking out their new theme park, BethleLand.

Home to the world famous “CRADLEROCKER,” BethleLand is the premier theme park of the Middle East. Their waterpark, “WATERWALKERS” is recently opened and the “MIRACLE POOL” is up and running with more than 500 gallons of wine in a lazy river setting.

The best part about the theme park is when Jesus walks down from the clouds on his stairway to heaven, you will surely be the first to witness his blinding glory. Oh and the new ride that just opened,
“THE CRUCIFIER.”