•To that hottie baseball player we went out with last weekend. We dig your body.

•Tanner Lancaster…..DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

•To the girl who laughs weird. Stop giving me the stink eye.

•Guys… Please start walking around shirtless. K thanks. (You know who you are).

•To the beautiful woman in the blue coat, my love for you burns with the white-hot intensity of 1,000,000 suns. Being with you is an absolute joy. You’re awesome!! From the Cardinal.