The Wayne Stater

Get this beach away from me

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

September 4, 2019

Maybe some of you lucky college students out there have, like me, been seriously wondering about the sand volleyball court on campus. These kinds of projects often come from our tuition, not to mention the many trees which were...

Department gains new professor

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

August 28, 2019

When coming back to school for the Fall 2019 semester, students in the sociology department were shocked to learn that Dr. Todd Greene, a professor who had become a favorite of many students, would no longer be teaching at Wayne State. Greene was expected to teach five classe...

Worst freshmen in 128 years

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

August 28, 2019

If you’ve been noticing a sudden emptiness to campus this year, you’re not alone. A group of students who were expected to arrive for the 2019 fall semester seem to have either gone missing or never existed at all, as the...

March Madness brings April sadness

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 2, 2019

I’ve never been much of a college basketball fan, but every year I get sucked into filling out a bracket and competing with my family. Even though we know none of us will watch any of the games, we bet anyways, usually small...

I wasn’t able to enjoy my spring break

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

March 12, 2019

Like all of the other students here at WSC, I was looking forward to my spring break trip. I had booked a flight and AirBNB earlier in the year and had all of my days planned out. But unfortunately, I was followed on my spring break ...

Did the Catholic church forget about the justice

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 26, 2019

Some people may read these Godless columns and wonder about my morals and my knowledge about what is right and wrong.  I have strong opinions and I usually back it up with a combination of sarcasm and conceit, which, in my exper...

What’s to stop them?

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 13, 2019

Everybody knows that college campuses everywhere are filled with immature young men, hoping to achieve some sexual satisfaction through whatever means possible. Usually colleges are given the task of playing the parent to these...

Super Bowl ad leaves fans confused and angry

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

February 13, 2019

If you’re an American who has heard of sports, you’ve probably briefly run across this event commonly deemed the “Super Bowl.” Unlike our other sporting events, which only have advertisements for trucks, hunting gear,...

Tips to get through a tough week of school

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

January 16, 2019

For a long while now, I’ve been writing satirical opinions for the Wayne newspaper. Despite my growing notion that this paper is only read by a bunch of old guys, I’m going to continue targeting young people until they realize...

Cat building more popular than expected

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

November 14, 2018

Let’s face it: Technology is part of education. It started only a decade ago, everyone bringing their laptops and cell phones to every class in preparation of learning and now it’s nearly a staple for American education. Though...

Scheduling errors lead to horrific parade

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

If you’re a Wayne resident like myself, you’ve probably been questioning why you would ever bring yourself to this failure of a town. You’ve probably been thinking “I’ve got to get out of Wayne,” or perhaps “I’ve...

Lifers running out of dry sidewalks

Nick Ulrich, Staff Writer

October 31, 2018

Last month, if you walked along the sidewalks on campus, you might have seen some pro-life statements drawn in chalk on the concrete. While some argued that these statements avoided real conversation, I personally found it a relief...