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The Wayne Stater

The student news site of Wayne State College

The Wayne Stater

The student news site of Wayne State College

The Wayne Stater

2016: the year of the goofy

Mason Schweizer, Opinion Editor October 27, 2016

When discussing the happenings of 2016, one phrase seemed to prevail amongst the voices—goofy as f***. Clowns have returned to prominence, both in the streets and in politics. Our presidential debates...

Something interesting finally happened at the dog park

Sadie Miller, Columnist October 12, 2016

The neighbor’s dog is defecating on our back lawn again. It’s a huge dog, could probably take me down in a heartbeat, and it kicks at the grass before it runs off into the great unknown. I’m not...

What about the corn?

Nick Ulrich, Columnist October 12, 2016

Dear Nebraska, Hello, my name is Nick Ulrich. I am a local resident of the state of Nebraska, from the city of La Vista. I have lived in Nebraska for 18 years of my life and have been a nearly proud...

The Kardashian Effect

Stephanie Hempel, Columnist October 12, 2016

I can’t believe it has come to this. After a long few years of avoiding mainstream conversation topics, I’m finally breaking down and writing a column about politics. I’m as grossed out and uncomfortable...

Clowns clowning clowns: a reprise

Mason Schweizer, Opinion Editor October 12, 2016

As a reader, if you are looking for words of malice concerning the latest detestable Donald Trump revelation, this newspaper is the wrong place to look. The “grab her by the pussy” video should not...

Dead In The Water: Winter is coming, that feeling in your bones

Dead In The Water: Winter is coming, that feeling in your bones

Jacob Stewart October 5, 2016

This time of year is a difficult one for me due to having had both of my knees dislocated as a youth. As the pain settles in, I find myself thinking of that phrase made famous by Game of Thrones – “Winter...

Memories of growing up a middle brother

Justin Yost October 5, 2016

I’m bored sitting in the Stater office waiting for editors to finish their pages so I can read and copyedit them. I’m bored because my laptop is dead and the nearest outlet is too far from the table...

Dan and Phil and “Supernatural” and pineapples on pizza

Sami Taylor, Lifestyles Editor October 5, 2016

I am obsessed. Obsessed with a lot of things, to be honest. You know that one friend who always talks about their favorite bands, animes, tv shows, books and youtubers? I am that friend. And lately...

Bucky Barnes is a victim, not a villain

Natasha Fuehrer October 5, 2016

This summer was sprinkled with films in which the superheroes just couldn’t get along, and in a somewhat sloppy assemblage, the villains did. As you can tell from the title, I’m going to be ranting...

Clowns clowning clowns

Mason Schweizer, Opinion Editor October 5, 2016

It’s recently been brought to my attention by my fellow Stater editors that creepy clowns are coming back into the mainstream. No, not the creepy clown in the Steph Curry jersey at the bar who keeps...

High on the Plains: Bad music and the country sensibility

High on the Plains: Bad music and the country sensibility

Chad Christensen September 28, 2016

There’s a guy in the pub, and when you shake his hand, he holds it for a long time. And he talks—a lot. And he does it as he holds you captive. But the good thing is, I like what he has to say....

Saturday night in fragments: 10 reasons why

Blake Hughes September 28, 2016

It’s Saturday night and you want to go out. Again. And, yeah, I guess it’s been a long week so I suppose I’ll tag along. The night is broken into fragments and maybe I shouldn’t...

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