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Worst freshmen in 128 years

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

August 28, 2019

If you’ve been noticing a sudden emptiness to campus this year, you’re not alone. A group of students who were expected to arrive for the 2019 fall semester seem to have either gone missing or never existed at all, as the...

Parking Problems

Julia Baxter, Staff Writer

August 28, 2019

Dear Wayne State College, I don’t know why you are refusing to see the simple math involved in what is likely the most aggravating problem that students on, and off campus face, parking. I don’t understand why you are consistently...

In a desperate land

Jacob Stewart, Columnist

August 28, 2019

I asked for a column, and for my sins they gave me one. The trip has been long, readers, yet I’m still on it, lost on this LSD fueled circus ride. It’s a Friday night, but the hours are bleeding away into Saturday. I’ve...

Gone horizontal

Kadra Sommersted-Simmons, Staff Writer

August 28, 2019

My favorite saying is “Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one, but nobody wants to hear about yours.” Yeah, that’s fair. But, what if, by chance, you agree with mine? I would venture to say I am not the only one...

The baseball boys of Anderson

Kaitlynn Breeden, Staff Writer

April 17, 2019

I live in Anderson, which is considered by many as, “the athletic building.” Unfortunately for me, that proves to be slightly true because half of the boy’s baseball team lives in Anderson. Specifically, many of them...

The superior streaming service

Evelyn Knox, Staff Writer

April 17, 2019

I have came to the official conclusion that Netflix is the superior movie streaming site. My roommate and I had a debate about this the other day, and after a long deliberation we both came to the same conclusion. There is...

Some things are worth the change

Nick Ulrich, Columnist

April 17, 2019

I’d like to start off by apologizing for the lack of satire recently. There was a time when each article featured some sarcastic overtone but I find it hard to continually come up with unbelievable stories when American politics...

Tiger

Hunter Kiburz, Staff Writer

April 17, 2019

It felt just like old times again. The world finally saw the 11-year drought of Tiger Woods not winning a major finally come to an end. In route to his fifth green jacket, Woods hit one of the biggest shots of the day, when...

When good men do something

Jacob Stewart, Columnist

April 17, 2019

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” Powerful words, readers, and certainly words to live by. The quote comes from Edmund Burke, an 18th century Anglo-Irish statesmen and author,...

Ways to improve dorm socials

Ana Mata, Staff Writer

April 17, 2019

With my freshman year coming to an end, everything seems different to me then when I first arrived. I’ve made new friends, have taken some challenging classes and lived in a nice dorm room with a cool roommate. But with that...

Nebrasketball gets “The Mayor”

Justin Yost, Columnist

April 2, 2019

Well Nebraska, you got your man. Former Iowa State and Chicago Bulls head coach, Fred Hoiberg is officially the head coach of nebrasketball. Coming from an Iowa State fan, Nebraska fans have a lot to love about this hire. Fred...

Madness, madness and stupidity

Jacob Stewart, Staff Writer

April 2, 2019

For nearly two years, America has waited – some with hope, others drowning in fear – of what the Muller investigation would turn up, and after all this time, after all of the indictments, the country has been informed that...