Missed Connections

– To the guy that helped me study for my finance final instead of studying for your management final, I need your name and to buy you a thank-you drink! From the girl in the blue hoodie.

– To the people wearing hoodies with shorts. How are you not cold?! It’s 37 degrees outside. From the people who feel the temperature.

– Thank you to whomever folded my laundry after I left it in the dryer. I am forever indebted to you for your overwhelming kindness. From the Guy with Clean Clothes.

– To the shawty working at Runza. Can I get yo numba? From the brotha with the frings.

– To the guy in my communication’s class: That was great highlighting though.

– To the guy wearing two baseball caps, one forward and one backward… please, bick a side, bro.

– To the two new “Guitar Guys,” you two totally rock my socks! From the girl with the extra cheese pizza.

– To the guys discussing a bong purchase while walking to Lot 10, I can think of so many other things to spend $100 on. It’s your money, but hugs not drugs!